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MICF 4th year (day 6): Melbourne Aquarium and hotel review for Rydges on Exhibition St

Posted on April 22, 2019 by Mel

We checked out of our accomodation at 11am and left our luggage behind while we went on a wander in search of food and entertainment. Given that it was Easter Monday, we knew options would be somewhat limited and I was on strict “no shopping” instructions since I had barely managed to close the suitcase after my style adventure earlier in the trip.

We opted to go to Melbourne SEAlife Aquarium to see some cute sea critters and kill some time. It was insanely busy (public holiday) and to be honest – I would not recommend it with lines and numbers like that. The customer service staff just couldn’t handle it and were totally overwhelmed, wait times to get in were close to an hour and the number of people meant you couldn’t see much anyway.

Hotel review time! We stayed at the Rydges Melbourne this year after a couple of terrible stays at Adara Collins (now called the Collins Hotel – AVOID) and a good stay at the Novotel on Collins last year,

Positives:

  • It averaged out to about $240 a night which is pretty damn good for a king suite with a ginormous spa
  • I like the option of not getting your room being made up and getting $10 food and beverage credit each day since I hate having my bed remade each day. That’s just me though

  • The comedy festival location for us was great – next to one venue and no more than a 10 min walk to any other one aside from the Spiegeltent in Collingwood
  • The bed and pillows were excellent in our room although other trip advisor reviews suggest this is not consistent

Negatives:

  • The plumbing sounds in this building are insane because it’s so old. This woke us up quite a few times as it sounds like a train coming through. The aircon is also really old and very noisy. In keeping with the theme of a very old room – the carpet is revolting. I’m not usually one to comment on carpet or furniture because “meh” but this was covered in years of stains
  • On check in they would not accept my debit MasterCard at all and then got annoyed when the only credit card I had was an AmEx. Never had this issue with an Australian hotel before
  • It is at the top end of the city so can be a pain to walk back to after events in the CBD ….it’s mostly uphill to walk back as well which could be a mobility issue for some
  • Another bloody 4 star hotel which only has a power point on one side of the bed. I don’t understand how this is still a thing!

Obviously the positives far outweighed the negatives on this trip and we would certainly stay again for this sort of room at this pricing.

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MICF 4th year (day 5): laneways, Melbourne Zoo, Impromptunes again and Joel Creasey

Posted on April 21, 2019 by Mel

Another lazy lay in was followed by a laneway breakfast and a wander up Hosier Lane to see the artwork.

I then gave B two choices for the day: Melbourne zoo or Queen Victoria Markets. He chose the zoo which also seemed to be a popular spot with every single annoying family in Melbourne. So many people, so little concept of queuing. So many parents, so little control of the screaming offspring. At least the animals were cute – well the ones that weren’t hiding from the badly behaved kids anyway. Poor little platypus.

This evening we had our shortest gap between shows – just 30 mins – and we also had to make a 17 min walk between venues in that gap. It was a bit too hectic for me and I don’t think I would do it again unless the venues were closer together!

Impromptunes at the Trade Hall were excellent as always. I yelled out my suggestion of “platypus assassin” but they went with the title of “…and then I found $50” for tonight’s one night only show! I can’t recommend seeing these guys enough, we usually go to 2-3 shows every visit. We were front row again next to the musical director.

We then walked aaaaaallllll the way down to Flinders Street (way too quickly for my liking, I am not a runner) to get in line for entry to Joel Creasey’s “drink, slay, repeat” show at the Forum Theatre. As always he was a massive bitch and the show was hilarious.

Dinner was later than usual (9:20pm) and we were lucky that China Red agreed to feed us as long as we ordered quickly. Mmmm dumplings.

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MICF 4th year (day 4): Rice Paper Scissors, Wil Anderson and Circus Neon

Posted on April 20, 2019 by Mel

Today started with a well earned sleep in before lunch at Rice Paper Scissors. We booked online beforehand (highly recommend) and were seated second because of this. There was quite a crowd of people without bookings waiting for them to open up at midday. We have eaten here before and love the tapas style, use your hands and shared plate approach.

Today’s share plates were bettel leaf prawns (B failed to eat the leaf and got told off lol), pork belly, steamed pork buns, marinated chicken thigh and wagyu steak with citrus sauce. Our highlights were the Bellini with pear and berries and the steamed buns!

After lunch we had a nap to allow all the food to wear off before it was time for tonight’s comedy shows – Wil Anderson and Circus Oz: Neon at the Melba Spiegeltent in Collingwood.

This is our third year seeing Wil Anderson live and his shows always draw big crowds, are always funny and are always topical. Our top tip for his shows though: don’t be late and don’t be in the front two rows! He picks on the audience lol.

We then had a snack and a Moscow mule at Locanda which is the bar attached to our hotel. Rydges on Exhibition Street does the whole “veto your room being serviced and get a $10 food and beverage voucher per day” so we had $40 of room credit to spend on pizza and booze. Mmmmm pizza. Circus Oz NEON was out at the Spiegeltent in Collingwood ($9 Uber ride).

The show billed itself as “an unapologetic, funny, and downright dirty dancing cabaret where circus meets comedy and song in an unforgivably big shoulder pads night out. This is Circus Oz as you’ve never seen them – adult, uncut and celebrating the gloriously gaudy and glitzy 80’s” which was for 18+ only. Once again, this venue and show were a highlight of the festival for us! So many catchy 80s tunes and some amazing acrobatics. I have also quickly become a Geraldine Quinn fan despite not having heard of her before this years festival.

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MICF 4th year (day 3): Healesville Sanctuary, visiting Denzel and The Impromptunes

Posted on April 19, 2019 by Mel

Finally, after three years of trying I managed to book the wade with the platypus experience at Healesville Sanctuary! However, the only day I could book it was Good Friday. This left us with a transport issue because getting out to Badger Creek is a real pain in the butt without a car. On a normal day you can go train, train, bus and it takes 2hrs. On a public holiday, and with the current track works in place, the suggested route was train, bus, bus, bus, walk 2 hrs. Hmmm. So, our options were:

  • Private transfer
  • Uber or taxi
  • Book a tour
  • Hire a car

Hiring a car was out due to the public holiday and I wasn’t prepared to risk refusals or surcharges from Uber or a taxi – apparently this is very common when wanting to head out that far. The tours were a great idea in theory but there were very few that made it out to Healesville by 11am which was our allocated platypus cuddle time. In the end I went with Black Bow Chauffeurs to get us out there and it was about $50 more than an Uber but fully guaranteed. We were very lucky that our former foster dog (Denzel) has a lovely furever family who live locally and they offered to drop us back into the city after our sanctuary visit and Denzel pats, which meant we only had to transfer one way.

We arrived just before the 9am opening and it was totally dead. For the first hour we hardly saw anyone but then as it progressed towards the platypus show time (11:15am) the crowd picked up a little. It never felt busy to us though and the volunteers said it didn’t feel busy. The animals were all very active in the morning as it was feeding time so we got to see lots of movement and furry butt wriggling.

The wade with the platypus experience was AMAZING! We got to pat Kami the female platypus, tickle her belly and feed her some worms. Definitely one of the more hands on experiences we have had with meeting different animals.

After visiting Healesville Sanctuary, Debbi kindly came to collect us. The traffic as we were leaving was totally nuts! They had blocked roads as the car park, overflow car park and overflow overflow car park were full! Debbi took us to a local look out and then to visit our former foster doggo Denzel who we hadn’t seen since he moved to Healesville with them 16 months ago. He is so happy now and his family is just a perfect fit for him ❤️

After Debbi and Simon kindly drove us back to Melbourne CBD, I enjoyed another lovely bubble bath and then we headed off to the evenings showing of Impromptunes: A Completely Improvised Musical. This is the third year we have been to see their shows and they are always excellent, I usually try to get to 2-3 each year if I can as they are different topics each night. Tonight’s musical title was “French Tuck” and included hits like the closing song “Mullet”. I plan to yell out the musical suggestion “platypus assassin” when we go again for their final show on Sunday 🙂

Dinner after the show was at my favourite Melbourne dumpling place China Red and once again we got a seat with the electronic ordering so I hardly had to interact with anyone. Glorious. Their vegetarian dumplings are the best.

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MICF 4th year (day 2): Styled by Sally review + Om Nom Kitchen dessert degustation + Urzila Carlson and Anne Edmonds

Posted on April 18, 2019 by Mel

Breakfast was at the Cafe Court at the Melbourne Emporium. We ate at Earl which was very….hip. I did enjoy my egg pot which was basically toast soldiers for adults. The ceiling was cool, although I have no idea how they would change the light bulbs from three floors down!

I then met up with Anne from “Styled by Sally” who was to be my personal shopper and stylist for 3hrs. I need some help with what to wear (other than oversized jeans and exercise gear) since losing 32kgs….I’ve sort of lost my personal mojo/style. Anne was great and she worked with me to build a base wardrobe around two different pairs of shoes, 2 pairs of pants and a skirt. From there we added all sorts of cute tops, scarfs and cardigans. I also bought my first ever trench coat!

After personal shopping, B came to help me carry all my stuff back to the hotel (he’s a good egg) and we had Betty’s Burgers for lunch.

After lunch, I took advantage of the ridiculous spa bath in our hotel room and once again overfilled it with bubbles.

Dinner was the dessert degustation at Om Nom Kitchen on Flinders Lane which was amazing. All the sciencey bits made the presentation look superb and the food also tasted good. I think they do normal meals as well but the dessert and cocktails were what was recommended to me so that’s what we went with.

Once “dinner” was finished if was off to our two comedy shows for the evening. The first was at the town hall main stage and was NZ comedian Urzila Carlson. We love her style of humour and really enjoyed her show last year as well. I booked the tickets really early for her show so we were front row again.

The second show was a later one (10pm) also at the town hall although on one of the alternative stage areas downstairs and was Anne Edmonds. We haven’t been to an Anne Edmonds show before (although enjoy watching her on Have You Been Paying Attention) and she was also really good.

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MICF 4th year (day 1): Upfront and The Red Hummingbird

Posted on April 17, 2019 by Mel

After we arrived and checked in at our epic room at Rydges (ummm hello giant spa bath) we immediately went in search of a supermarket to stock up on bubble bath and snacks. Mostly bubble bath.

Dinner was at a rooftop bar called The Red Hummingbird and was tapas style – yum. This was only my second rooftop bar experience in Melbourne and it was nice, although a bit annoying you can’t eat food near the edge as it’s a smoking area 🙄 how about you just ban the smokers eh? The house drinks were $6-$7 though and the food was good and well priced.

Out first comedy show for this trip was one we haven’t been to before – Upfront. it’s a 140min recorded gala event at The Town Hall with an all female line up.

The blurb says: The queens of comedy join forces to deliver whip-smart laughs, lip, charm and chat in classic Upfront style! An epic night that sees the scene’s most irreverent comics shattering stereotypes and raising the roof. Strap in for a line-up that has fists held high and fingers firmly on the pulse. Girl power!

Hosted by Geraldine Quinn’s Spandex Ballet and featuring Fringe Wives Club, DeAnne Smith (CAN/USA), Jude Perl, Becky Lucas, Steph Tisdell, Geraldine Hickey, Celeb Five (Sth Korea), Felicity Ward, Mel Buttle, Nikki Britton, Cal Wilson, Anne Edmonds, Sam Jay (USA), Alice Snedden (NZ), Fern Brady (UK), Eleanor Tiernan (IRL), Flo & Joan (UK), Sarah Keyworth (UK), Rosie Jones (UK), Kirsty Webeck, Double Denim and Nina Oyama.

Highlights from the performances for me were: Rosie Jones and her on point delivery about living with a disability…I loved that she had so many great punchlines that worked with her CP delivery style! I also really enjoyed the musical acts including Double Denim and Flo and Joan. This was also a very inclusive, very LGBTQI+ positive lineup and that was reflected in the audience as well which was fabulous to see.

B said he enjoyed himself even though the humour was very female oriented, he didn’t have a specific highlight but said he would certainly go again next year if it was on while we are here….so that’s the equivalent to a rave review from a man of few words!

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MICF (4th year) trip planning

Posted on March 29, 2019 by Mel

Ooooooooooh I’m so looking forward to this trip! Plans for this 6 day trip include the following:

  • A trip out to Healesville Sanctuary to do the wade with platypus experience. I tried to book this last year but bookings were full 3 months before….this time I booked SIX MONTHS ahead

  • On the same day we go to Healesville Sanctuary we are also going to visit our lab rescue friends Debbi and Simon who adopted one of our most traumatised foster dogs Denzel

  • We are staying in a spa suite at Rydges Melbourne.
  • We are going to see a variety of comedy shows including: the upfront comedy gala, Urzila Carlson, Anne Edmonds, Impromptunes x 2, Wil Anderson, CIrcus Oz Neon and Joel Creasey
  • I have a personal shopper appointment booked for three hours to help me purchase some new clothes that fit my new body shape after a 30kg weight loss

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MICF Day 5: Rice Paper Scissors and Wil Anderson

Posted on April 22, 2018 by Mel

I booked a late lunch today at the much raved about (and heavily reviewed) Rice Paper Scissors. Last year we tried for dinner there but with no bookings and a “we will text you when a table is available” dinner approach it didn’t really work in between comedy shows. Also, we are way too impatient for that sort of “popular eatery” shit. This time I booked lunch (hooray – a booking system exists for lunch) and we went for the 5 dishes for $59 shared option http://ricepaperscissors.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/SS-RPS_Menu_148x297_CITY_221117-draft.pdf

With a shellfish allergy I always have to be careful in Asian restaurants (we got one fish dish just for B and the rest was shareable) and we rated our first 4 meat based choices as excellent, with the crispy barramundi coming in as a bit “meh” compared to the rest.

Tonight was the last night of the comedy festival. Booooo! We came quite late this year because of when school holidays fell so hopefully next year we can come a bit earlier. It was also our most expensive comedy show ($45 a ticket) in the form of Wil Anderson and his show “Willegal” about his unplanned adventures with the law last year. We were in the front row which was initially very worrying but because this show was unlike his others and more narrative focused, there was very little crowd interaction.

After Wil Anderson it was dumplings for dinner at my favourite “no interaction with wait staff” restaurant China Red and then bed time before a big day tomorrow.

Tomorrow – PENGUIN PARADE AT PHILLIP ISLAND! Then home.

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MICF Day 4: Melbourne Zoo + superheroes, improvised musicals (again!) and Joel Creasey

Posted on April 21, 2018 by Mel

The zoo was AWESOME! We ubered there and back ($12 each way) and also paid an extra $25 for a close encounter with a seal. That meant we each got to have a seal kiss! Seals are also known as the dogs of the sea if you refer to B and his weirdness….and google…. It was only $27 for the experience and I considered it $27 well spent.

We explored all the different sections of the zoo and were there for more than 3 hrs in total – it was closer to 3.5hrs. My favourite animals were the orangutans.

Other animals included giraffes, meerkats, baboons, a hippo….and more! The lemur walk through experience was amazing, they just hang out right next to you and you can take lots of photos.

After the zoo we had a brief (too brief! Waaaah my feet) rest and then it was off to the Elephant and the Wheebarrow for comedy show number 7 “Battle of the Superhero’s” which was a debate with 4 comedians about who was the better “super” – Hulk, Microwave Man, Jessica Jones or Daenerys? The winner (by 2 votes) was Hulk….I voted for Daenerys Targaryen though. Mostly because she’s one of the performers from my favourite improv group Impromptunes.

We than had a quick on the run dinner at Nandos before our second Impromptunes visit for the festival – if you ever get a chance, we can’t recommend these performers enough! Tonight’s musical was “La Musicale” and featured an opera singer, a ballerina and the hit song “you’re a pig dog”. It also, weirdly enough, featured the lovely lady who led our seal encounter at Melb Zoo today! Turns out they hire performers.

After that it was a short walk to the final venue for the evening (the Town Hall) to see Joel Creasey. We saw him last year and really enjoyed it, it’s great to see his popularity is growing and he’s in a mucccccch bigger venue this year.

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MICF day 2 and 3: Improvised comedy + some weird shit + Vue De Monde

Posted on April 20, 2018 by Mel

Day 1:

Today we started with Cafe Issus and the ever popular Nutella brioche with fairy floss. Afterwards it was time to explore Degraves Lane with my nice camera.

Once shopping time (ahhhh Dangerfield ahhhhh) had ended it was late lunch time and Meat Maiden was the go – as recommended by the QANTAS magazine. B highly rated the brisket and I thought the lamb shoulder was decent.

At 5pm we went to Zero Latency. This time I was a spectator and B played Singularity and Zombie Survival with 7 strangers. He wants to go AGAIN next year which tells you how much he liked it…even if he only managed to place first once this time around.

Then it was Impromptunes – the improvised musical. They really lived up to their “adults only” theme tonight, boy did I feel bad for the teacher who had brought in a school group! Tonight’s musical was “Garlic Bread” and it contained multiple simulated orgies haha…hence my sympathy for the school group teachers!

Once Impromptunes finished it was off to a late night showing of “let’s get practical” with Melbourne favourites the very good looking initiative at The Malthouse. Food was average at the venue and I’ll be blunt but polite here and say…this was just not our cup of tea. We both had regrets about missing other late night shows for whatever the hell this was meant to be. We probably should have taken a hint from the audience of 20 people who all seemed to know the performers before we walked in. I’m all for alternate or subversive humour but this just missed the mark for both of us.

Day 2:

Well, today was the long awaited booking for Vue de Monde at lunch. I had to book months in advance for this (and that was just for lunch – dinner was gone ages before then) but far out it was worth it!! You are talking $1000+ for two people to have the chefs degustation and prestige paired wines but B and I both rated it number one restaurant to date. The food, the view, the wine, the service….all A+++

After a wine/food induced afternoon nap, we managed to miss Improv Comedy at the Highlander Bar (dammit!) but did make it to a cabaret/singing show out at the Melba Spiegeltent in Collingwood. Now last year the Spiegeltent was a highlight (drag cabaret) and I though this years acapella performance (Ginger and Tonic) also rated pretty damn high. B didn’t think it was as good as the drag cabaret show YUMMY but enjoyed some of the jokes – it was a bit more female oriented in terms of humour.

After that was an $8 Uber ride back into the city to Coopers Inn for the late night “comedy boxing” show with no names we knew beforehand but a lot of adult giggles. It was the first show we have been to that hasn’t run to schedule but was also our first late night one so possibly that’s a common thing in the later shows. We enjoyed the humour although felt a little bit “odd one out” since most of the audience were, to put it politely, wasted.

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