Our sleep deprived conversation…
Me: do you want a giant penis? I should leave the dick lollipop (from the sex show in Amsterdam) on the table to freak the room cleaners out.
Emma: you can’t, they’ll see what I’ve done to the place *looks at wet clothes hanging all over the room*
Yep. We’re awesome. Giving a good name to Australian tourists everywhere we go…
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